me: I won't kill you if you don't attack me, deal?
vamp:__________________________________
me: Are you really dead?
vamp:__________________________________
me: Who did this to you?
vamp:__________________________________
me: The mirror thing. True or False?
vamp:__________________________________
me: Do you regret becoming a vampire?
vamp:__________________________________
me: Could you subsist off coconut milk instead?
vamp:__________________________________
me: Then why don't you live in the tropics?
vamp:__________________________________
me: Oh I didn't realize that. Which tropical area
features the highest vampire population?
vamp:__________________________________
me: on a scale of 1-10, how does coconut milk
compare with fresh human blood?
vamp:__________________________________
me: Interesting . . .
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